(: My Papyrus :)

"Pakistan sucks!!!", "Pakistan Down down", "pakistan hai hai"

One can stop and think if these things really do apply to that country? Looking at the previous history one might be tempted to say that it does but then things changed there or seemed to change but after the mumbai attacks, oil stealing and the most recent "Attack on sri lankan cricket team" its safe to say that they suck!!!!!!!

I guess Zardari woke up and had a conference call with the millitants which went this way...

Zardari: Okay guys... we havent fucked up in a long time... Let's do something fun.
Terrorist head: Like what? We tried bombing mumbai but got our asses whooped!!
Zardari: Hmm... yeah I still cant sit on my ass cos of that :(
TH: Tell me about it. So what do u wanna do now?
Zardari: Let's see..... well i cant seem to think anything. Hold on... let me get someone else on this line
Th: Okie dokie!! (What a loser... cant even think how to fuck up, who made him the president? )
Zardari: I am back... I have another terrorist head who will help us with this.
Th2: Hey Th1... congrats on taking control of most part of pakistan!!! Ab dilli dur nahi huh He he he...
Th1: Yeah.... he he he but my ass still pains from what Indians did to it in Kargil. No ways I am planning such a thing now!!
Zardari: Yeah i know.. So what do we do today guys?
Th2: How about fucking up the sri lankan cricket team? We anyways are playing like a bunch of losers on the field and would not be able to win it!!
Zardari + Th1: BRILLIANT!!!!! If our team cant save the test match, then let's save it for them. After all the govt is here to serve its people isint it?
Th1 + Th2: Quite true!! Let's assemble a team of illitrate and tell them they are going for diwali :D
Zardari: Sure sure... let's go for it. Well time for me to go. C u guys at drinks today!!
Th1 + Th2: Sure sure... (What a loser)! :P
Zardari goes at this point....
Th1 to Th2: So when are we fucking up Zardari??? ha ha ha

Well whatever happened that day, it surely was a bad bad day for cricket!! I am glad that those guys made it out alive and am pretty sure that cricket in pakistan is "DEAD"!! If its not then i wish that its dead. Calling up ppl and having bullets sprayed on them would be a pakistani tradition but it does not go go down well with others. Esp with ppl whom you promise that you would take care of them and then you dont!!

Few of questions to come up though:
1) Why and where did the rest of the security go?
2) Why was the bus route of the Sri kankan team changed in the last 5 minutes?
3) Was there a leak in the Pakistan security camp?
4) How is it that the police arrived quickly but could not catch the terrorists who were running away on foot?
5) Why were the arms being handled without any proper protection? (Could see a guy holding up a rocket launcher with his hands without any gloves)
6) Why was the security escort taken off the sri lankan bus at the last minute?

Let me know if someone has answers to this without getting all "Anti Indian" in their answers. Doesn't really matter cos its the ppl from the other side who are terrorists.

Ppl in Pakistan say that they are checked for no particular reason and are asked to visit the nearest police station when they visit India and it hurts them. I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THAT MY FRIEND. I love my country and if that's what it takes to keep it safe then so be it. Else don't come to my country. As simple as that. They also say that its just a few ppl, why is everyone blamed? Well... an infection starts from a small body part but then spreads to the entire body. Same thing applies here. U didnt stop it when you had a chance and now its upto us to do it for you as always cos it would affect us in sometime and we definitely don't want that.

Anyways the country is going to dogs pretty soon and with incidents like these, i am sure that Pakistan will soon be known as "Talibanistan"!
Sad isint it but I guess they deserve it.